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Retardedpetesampras wrote:I think some of you should have had shaken baby syndrome. Dudes saying they want kids are generally dudes saying they want more fucking. Dootson aside, when males talk to other males, I can assure you we are not talking about how eager we are to have kids. You homos on this board can pretend all you like.

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Any man who expresses a desire to have children should have been shaken violently as a child to cause brain injury? Or they should be shaken now?

Does this proposition require a time machine?

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backsack wrote:I don't get why we should have had it.


Because the only reason you have children is you like to fornicate, not because you actually wanted children. But you just won't admit it.

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backsack wrote:I don't get why we should have had it.


I just assumed I was too stupid to understand it and went on with my day.

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cantjudge wrote:
backsack wrote:I don't get why we should have had it.


Because the only reason you have children is you like to fornicate, not because you actually wanted children. But you just won't admit it.



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Retardedpetesampras wrote:I think some of you should have had shaken baby syndrome. Dudes saying they want kids are generally dudes saying they want more fucking. Dootson aside, when males talk to other males, I can assure you we are not talking about how eager we are to have kids. You homos on this board can pretend all you like.


That is not true -- there plenty of men, good fathers, who want children, and who derive some of life's greatest satisfaction from their role as a father. That may not be a predominate message in a lot of the TV shows and movies of today, but it's there like a strong undercurrent in many, if not most, families across the USA.

And I secretly conferred with some other males and they agreed with me.

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People who want babies have no other talents, and have an inordinate fear of death. FACT.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/incredible-story-photo-baby-surrounded-syringes/story?id=34339669

I wonder if Alison Rosen's seen this. In all seriousness, I hope she can have a baby. She'd love him so much and tell him quirky stories every night before he falls asleep. Is her husband Jewish?
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Cherry Pie wrote:Is her husband Jewish?

I don't know, with a name like Quantz probably not? But I don't think it matters. While Alison is technically ethnically Jewish, she clearly doesn't practice the religion and her parents clearly don't care since they actively obscured her Jewish heritage from her.
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That's what they want you to believe, man. Open your eyes and really see what's going down..
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Dootson Grad wrote:
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jovialjackee wrote:Agree - this was a really good episode. I enjoyed their "how we got together" stories.


I hadn't realised that Daniel was a Carolla fan who simply emailed Alison.


So Adam had some basis for choosing this heartfelt and meaningful method for firing her.
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So, she's not coming back I guess?

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She came back. She just does a hell of a good Gina Grad impression. And has for a year. ;)

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Huh?
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