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Appleshampoo, take a shower and quit coming up with excuses. Not taking a shower is disgusting.
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There's nothing essential about my body oils. I want mine gone down the drain and washed with store bought shea & cocoa butters, with some nice orange blossom & vanilla essential oils. Those types of body washes smell heavenly.
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lovelinefan wrote:Appleshampoo, take a shower and quit coming up with excuses. Not taking a shower is disgusting.

Fine. I'll shower tomorrow morning.
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johnsok0 wrote:There's nothing essential about my body oils. I want mine gone down the drain and washed with store bought shea & cocoa butters, with some nice orange blossom & vanilla essential oils. Those types of body washes smell heavenly.


Yup. Gots to shower at least once a day. Twice in the summer on some days.

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pod98 wrote:
AndySmith wrote:
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We could keep the impairment standard the same, but station more 100% checkpoints and require drivers to submit to random sobriety checks.


Something has always felt very unconstitutional about police setting up a road block and questioning every person to drive by.


yeah, i'm not sure i'd be too happy with that either.

this might be one of those things where it sounds great . . . until it happens to you. :cry:


It doesn't even sound great to me -- it sounds like a sacrifice of our privacy and freedom. But it would be a practical and effective way to reduce the approx. 35 deaths alcohol-related road deaths a day.

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johnsok0 wrote:There's nothing essential about my body oils. I want mine gone down the drain and washed with store bought shea & cocoa butters, with some nice orange blossom & vanilla essential oils. Those types of body washes smell heavenly.


You smell like dessert.
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Pascal's Pager wrote:
johnsok0 wrote:There's nothing essential about my body oils. I want mine gone down the drain and washed with store bought shea & cocoa butters, with some nice orange blossom & vanilla essential oils. Those types of body washes smell heavenly.


You smell like dessert.

She lives in the desert.
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Dootson Grad wrote:
pod98 wrote:
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Something has always felt very unconstitutional about police setting up a road block and questioning every person to drive by.


yeah, i'm not sure i'd be too happy with that either.

this might be one of those things where it sounds great . . . until it happens to you. :cry:


It doesn't even sound great to me -- it sounds like a sacrifice of our privacy and freedom. But it would be a practical and effective way to reduce the approx. 35 deaths alcohol-related road deaths a day.


Oh I know it would work but I'm just not sure how far you take that kind of thinking. I'm sure if the police did monthly sweeps of homes we'd catch a lot more criminals but that would violate the 4th amendment. Stopping every single car that happens to pass through a certain point seems like a violation of that to me. It's not as intrusive but still seems to go against the 4th amendment to me.

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Only if your vehicle is a domicile.

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ImagePeople who don't shower are also the ones who leave the sheets on for months at a time.Or years. There's a reason most bachelor pads smell like feet. or butt.

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So you're saying appleshampoo doesn't do his laundry either?!
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Your clothes have natural oils that you shouldn't wash away.

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It's like seasoning a skillet.
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They're essential.
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As a man of science, why has Dr. Drew never explained to Adam that soap works, as a detergent, to break through the cell membrane of microbes and kill the bacteria? Why is there never any scientific explanation of its benefits.. nay, necessity... to health? I guess because of Adam's insistence on being impervious to germs and getting sick. The megalomania knows no bounds.

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