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2016-02-04 ACS: Amy Hoggart and Matt Atchity
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Damnit.

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Mcnugget wrote:Gina is a weird ass kisser she fawns over sonny can't she keep the gig with her true thoughts and humor ?

That's not how you get promoted in radio.

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Well said JJ.
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fuck

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PeterNorth wrote:Also, it must be a delight to work for a boss like Adam. Imagine if an employee asks for a day off or takes a sick day. Oh, the humanity.


Imagine Adam's reaction if Gary had asked for a jar of peanut butter in the break room. Adam would have had to call in Babydoll Dixon to negotiate with him.

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Break room. Good one.

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Provigilant wrote:
BTaylor wrote:Totally not getting the issue. You are not supposed to do an errand on your lunch break?


I guess in Adam's mind the lunch break is reserved for biological necessities only, such as smoking and imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.

Biological necessities should not be confused with taking a dump, which we know everyone - no matter their biology - needs to get out of the way before they cross the threshold into Carolla's workplace.

If you were a football player, a wrestler, or a Navy SEAL, you would have known that.
Uh, should we, uh, do a little, uh, news?

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Nobody's mentioned Adam's trademark performance as Mr. International. He has a mental flow chart that goes:

IS THE GUEST FROM THE UK?
No--> Next topic
Yes --> "You live in London, then?"

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HAS LONDON-DWELLING GUEST HEARD OF GOODWOOD FESTIVAL?
Yes: Next topic
No: Next topic

I think there's probably another one for black guests.
Uh, should we, uh, do a little, uh, news?

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He also had a stripper girlfriend that lived near Heathrow. Brought up with every single uk guest.

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imchipdouglas wrote:Nobody's mentioned Adam's trademark performance as Mr. International. He has a mental flow chart that goes:

IS THE GUEST FROM THE UK?
No--> Next topic
Yes --> "You live in London, then?"

\/
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HAS LONDON-DWELLING GUEST HEARD OF GOODWOOD FESTIVAL?
Yes: Next topic
No: Next topic

I think there's probably another one for black guests.


For black guests it's "did your father stick around?"

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PeterNorth wrote:Is Natalia wearing fake eyelashes?

Also, it must be a delight to work for a boss like Adam. Imagine if an employee asks for a day off or takes a sick day. Oh, the humanity.

You say that like that's a unique trait that only Adam has. The real world is full of employers like that. Do I really need to explain this to you?

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imchipdouglas wrote:Nobody's mentioned Adam's trademark performance as Mr. International. He has a mental flow chart that goes:

IS THE GUEST FROM THE UK?
No--> Next topic
Yes --> "You live in London, then?"

\/
\/
\/

HAS LONDON-DWELLING GUEST HEARD OF GOODWOOD FESTIVAL?
Yes: Next topic
No: Next topic


Don't forget this gem: In the UK people are allowed to be adults because they can step outside the pub to have a smoke with a drink in their hand.

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It seemed like the guest was employing some sly wit when answering Adam's silly England talk. A slightly more hidden version of what her show is.
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Neil T wrote:Break room. Good one.


You're right. Jack Silver..I mean Adam...would never fork out the dough for that.

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Mcnugget wrote:Gina is a weird ass kisser she fawns over sonny can't she keep the gig with her true thoughts and humor ?


Ovary overdrive. Thought you'd understand, JJ.
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