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Why is Adam not showering? I still don't fully get it. What's his logic? I understand the whole: "you don't necessarily need to bathe and use a shitload of shampoo, soap, conditioner, cleanser and moisturizer every single day". I get it. What is with this all or nothing bullshit? Is it part of a bet? Is this part of his alcoholism? Did he fall and hit his head?

It makes sense if he was five. I understand why the homeless don't do it. Why is a successful, grown man doing this?
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Over/under on how long this thread takes to be about washing butt technique: 8

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Dootson Grad wrote:Over/under on how long this thread takes to be about washing butt technique: 8


I go in with the left index finger while swanning against the stream
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Haven't they covered that on ARIYNBF?
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PlaysByEar wrote:Haven't they covered that on ARIYNBF?


Paging Jackie :!:
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Dootson Grad wrote:Over/under on how long this thread takes to be about washing butt technique: 8


Doesn't everyone just bend over and spread their butt cheeks in front of the shower head Goatse-style?
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SharonNeedles wrote:
Dootson Grad wrote:Over/under on how long this thread takes to be about washing butt technique: 8


Doesn't everyone just bend over and spread their butt cheeks in front of the shower head Goatse-style?


No, I've patiently explained karate-style but to no avail.

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SharonNeedles wrote:
Dootson Grad wrote:Over/under on how long this thread takes to be about washing butt technique: 8


Doesn't everyone just bend over and spread their butt cheeks in front of the shower head Goatse-style?


I keep a shower speculum.

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Cherry Pie wrote:
PlaysByEar wrote:Haven't they covered that on ARIYNBF?


Paging Jackie :!:



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