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Adam Carolla fucking STINKS!
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Squat Cobbler.

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this is an alamo topic but of course the mods have their favrids

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I cracked the code guys.

Only reason guys shower is to have sex with women.

Since Bruce Spriingsteen is taking care of Lynette, Adam can go on stinking.

That's the plan.

Adam thinks Lynette will stop doing Bruce just to make him finally take a shower.

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New guy is making sense.
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So now he has some gross eye infection.

Wasn't there a time when he was younger he had some type of herpes like spots all over his face?

I think he brought up before that he had a carbuncle growth on his ass, which is a direct result of really bad hygiene.

He's pretty fucking disgusting.

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Provigilant wrote:Squat Cobbler.


Well played.

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MakMega wrote:So now he has some gross eye infection.

Wasn't there a time when he was younger he had some type of herpes like spots all over his face?

I think he brought up before that he had a carbuncle growth on his ass, which is a direct result of really bad hygiene.

He's pretty fucking disgusting.

He cauterized that carbuncle with a pin, a lighter, and several mirrors IIRC.
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MakMega wrote:So now he has some gross eye infection.


Maybe it's a stye. Because Adam's as dirty as a pig.
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appleshampoo wrote:
MakMega wrote:So now he has some gross eye infection.

Wasn't there a time when he was younger he had some type of herpes like spots all over his face?

I think he brought up before that he had a carbuncle growth on his ass, which is a direct result of really bad hygiene.

He's pretty fucking disgusting.

He cauterized that carbuncle with a pin, a lighter, and several mirrors IIRC.

Lanced. Not cauterized.
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Hypermotard wrote:
appleshampoo wrote:
MakMega wrote:So now he has some gross eye infection.

Wasn't there a time when he was younger he had some type of herpes like spots all over his face?

I think he brought up before that he had a carbuncle growth on his ass, which is a direct result of really bad hygiene.

He's pretty fucking disgusting.

He cauterized that carbuncle with a pin, a lighter, and several mirrors IIRC.

Lanced. Not cauterized.

You're right. That's the word I was looking for.
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Adam Carolla gave me the flu

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I decided to try Adam's hot rinse out yesterday. Twice a week I play pick up hockey on my lunch break from work. I played and afterwards just before I was going to take a shower I noticed I had forgotten my soap. I was going to ask another player to borrow some but that seemed a little gay so I decided to just rinse. I went back to work and I smelled like BO all afternoon. The Ace Man's hot rinse doesn't work.

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MyDadsInIsrael wrote:Twice a week I play pick up hockey on my lunch break from work.


That would never fly at Carolla Digital.

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Provigilant wrote:
MyDadsInIsrael wrote:Twice a week I play pick up hockey on my lunch break from work.


That would never fly at Carolla Digital.

Entertaining comments like this are why I patronize this board in lieu of the podcart.

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MyDadsInIsrael wrote:The Ace Man's hot rinse doesn't work.

Well anyone could have told you that.
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