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Adam Carolla fucking STINKS!
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Wait, he's admitting to a smell now?

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More of a tang.

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wojonixon wrote:
Mcnugget wrote:he thinks his balls are allowed to stink like salt and vinegar Chips and his wife has to blow him anyway bc he's owed something.


No way his coin purse smells that good.

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"We aren't supposed to use soap, nature knows what it's doing"
Does he wipe his ass? Does he clip his fingernails? Does he shave? Does he cut his hair? Does he brush his teeth?
Seriously, why not just be a long haired, bearded bum with butt crust, 3 foot fingernails and rotting teeth? Does nature really know what it's doing?

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If skipping rope for 30 minutes won't make you shower then ...

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i think it may have been yesterday's show, but he made some comment about how much he sweats. something about being around some other dude that didn't sweat at all.

why so much PRIDE about not showering???? really, that's one of the things ya wanna hang your hat on??? :?

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Adam and Howard Hughes are just opposite sides of the same crazy coin.

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pod98 wrote:
why so much PRIDE about not showering???? really, that's one of the things ya wanna hang your hat on??? :?


It's a step up from being proud about peeing in the sink.

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Prison Mike wrote:
pod98 wrote:
why so much PRIDE about not showering???? really, that's one of the things ya wanna hang your hat on??? :?


It's a step up from being proud about peeing in the sink.


Not sure i agree with that. peeing in the sink saves water with no real downside. Not showering has consequences that most people perceive as negative.
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Would you want to brush your teeth right after that?

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Prison Mike wrote:Would you want to brush your teeth right after that?


During. Pram solved.

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Stockholmsyndrome wrote:
Prison Mike wrote:
pod98 wrote:
why so much PRIDE about not showering???? really, that's one of the things ya wanna hang your hat on??? :?


It's a step up from being proud about peeing in the sink.


Not sure i agree with that. peeing in the sink saves water with no real downside. Not showering has consequences that most people perceive as negative.


The downside is it stinks. And it's pee.
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If only there were a sink that had an apparatus to flush water down the sides of the sink.

Also I'd put the sink a little lower.

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Brush your teeth after peeing. Washes it down. Minty freshness drowns out any urine smell. Win-win-win.
cantjudge wrote:What kinda benis do you got?


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Stockholmsyndrome wrote:Brush your teeth after peeing. Washes it down. Minty freshness drowns out any urine smell. Win-win-win.


Also, brush a little toothpaste on your urethra.

No, wait, strike that. Burns. Accomplishes nothing. Airball.

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