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Adam Carolla fucking STINKS!
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Dootson Grad wrote:
Stockholmsyndrome wrote:Brush your teeth after peeing. Washes it down. Minty freshness drowns out any urine smell. Win-win-win.


Also, brush a little toothpaste on your urethra.

No, wait, strike that. Burns. Accomplishes nothing. Airball.

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The reason Adam doesn't shower is the same reason he pees in the sink, refuses to learn to read or write, and repeats the same old tired bits every day: He's lazy! Granted, Adam recorded a bunch of podcasts and developed some movie and TV shows, but he doesn't enjoy working on any of them and bitches about it constantly. Every successful project Adam has been involved with was created by someone else. Even the podcast was Donny's idea. Left to his own devices, Adam would rather sit at home and beat off in his bathrobe. Showering is a big ask.

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"thanks a lot, you weirdo"

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Dootson Grad wrote:
Stockholmsyndrome wrote:Brush your teeth after peeing. Washes it down. Minty freshness drowns out any urine smell. Win-win-win.


Also, brush a little toothpaste on your urethra.

No, wait, strike that. Burns. Accomplishes nothing. Airball.


I'm now sorry that I just awarded wojo with Post Of The Week.
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Could you imagine sharing a bag of ahmunds with Adam? See him digging his hands in, yummy.

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1780's Guy wrote:
Dootson Grad wrote:
Stockholmsyndrome wrote:Brush your teeth after peeing. Washes it down. Minty freshness drowns out any urine smell. Win-win-win.


Also, brush a little toothpaste on your urethra.

No, wait, strike that. Burns. Accomplishes nothing. Airball.


I'm now sorry that I just awarded wojo with Post Of The Week.


What the? You don't have to post everything that pops into your head you know. Some of us have feelings.
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lol, I know you already sold the windbreaker on eBay!
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How dare you. I wear that shit everywhere.
johnsok0 wrote:Traci's a dirty ho

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wojonixon wrote:How dare you. I wear that shit everywhere.


If you had any pride, you'd forward it to Doots.
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