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MoreJacuzziThoughts wrote:
Retardedpetesampras wrote:Chudhole nailed it.

:lol:

Seems like at least one of Chudhole's multiple personalities would like Alison. Maybe there's one who's like 8 and too shy to post or something.

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To be clear (because I think some of you are really easily confused) I've only had two user names. Chud and Pete...that's it. And the post above was the first time I ever responded to myself. I was doing it half jokingly due to the age of the thread. Comedy is never better then when it's completely analyzed.
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Retardedpetesampras wrote:To be clear (because I think some of you are really easily confused) I've only had two user names. Chud and Pete...that's it. And the post above was the first time I ever responded to myself. I was doing it half jokingly due to the age of the thread. Comedy is never better then when it's completely analyzed.

Is this the first time you've acknowledged this or did I miss a previous confession? Either way I'm a big fan.
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MoreJacuzziThoughts wrote:
Retardedpetesampras wrote:To be clear (because I think some of you are really easily confused) I've only had two user names. Chud and Pete...that's it. And the post above was the first time I ever responded to myself. I was doing it half jokingly due to the age of the thread. Comedy is never better then when it's completely analyzed.

Is this the first time you've acknowledged this or did I miss a previous confession? Either way I'm a big fan.
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tardbasket wrote:
MoreJacuzziThoughts wrote:
Retardedpetesampras wrote:To be clear (because I think some of you are really easily confused) I've only had two user names. Chud and Pete...that's it. And the post above was the first time I ever responded to myself. I was doing it half jokingly due to the age of the thread. Comedy is never better then when it's completely analyzed.

Is this the first time you've acknowledged this or did I miss a previous confession? Either way I'm a big fan.
forshame!

(I'm not really a big fan)
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My 9th persona told me to quit talking to the other 8.
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Like I said "easily confused".
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Retardedpetesampras wrote:My 9th persona told me to quit talking to the other 8.

Isn't one of your personas suicidal? What's taking him so long?

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That's a terrible thing to say, even for someone as horrible as yourself. Try to keep it funny shithead.
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Retardedpetesampras wrote:That's a terrible thing to say, even for someone as horrible as yourself. Try to keep it funny shithead.

lol I don't know what's weirder ... Banned Retarded Pete unbanning himself to respond to me, then banning himself again ... or him lecturing me on poor taste.

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Gimme a break wrote:
Retardedpetesampras wrote:That's a terrible thing to say, even for someone as horrible as yourself. Try to keep it funny shithead.

lol I don't know what's weirder ... Banned Retarded Pete unbanning himself to respond to me, then banning himself again ... or him lecturing me on poor taste.
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AR either needs to say it right or have Adam say it to her at the end of the segment.

"Zip-it, cunt!" should be spoken as if the speaker is ordering a cunt to zip-it, not the way she normally says it with the weird emphasis on "cunt".

Or they could drop it altogether, because is doesn't make any sense to say something like that to yourself. Would a guy ever say "Shut the fuck up, asswipe!" to... himself? Not likely.

That's why Adam should say it TO ALISON at the end of the news segment or just get rid of the whole thing.

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At the start of every fresh new year, I pray to the podcast godz that Alison will finally retire "zip it cunt". Maybe 2015 will be the year??

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It's really stupid, but I think she is worried Adam will notice and chide her for it. I can't imagine Adam noticing or caring at that point in the show, because he's usually checked out by the beginning of the nooz.
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Gimme a break wrote:
Retardedpetesampras wrote:That's a terrible thing to say, even for someone as horrible as yourself. Try to keep it funny shithead.

lol I don't know what's weirder ... Banned Retarded Pete unbanning himself to respond to me, then banning himself again ... or him lecturing me on poor taste.



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