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m3rma1d
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I can only eat them after drowning them in milk until they're soggy. Not worth the work. Feh.

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As far as PRE-PACKAGED VENDING MACHINE cookies go, they are good. I like them much
more than any other, including but not limited to famous amos, miss karens, whatever else
exists. Get the 6-cookie snack pack from the vending machine every year or so, and enjoy
the taste and crunch.

Nobody has ever "baked" an oreo, they are strictly mass produced shit. And in the mass
produced shit genre -- I likey.

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Shitest biscuits known to man.

Any biscuit that comes with eating instructions should take a long hard look at itself.

And I'd know I've been voted 'Biscuit Eater's Biscuit Eater of the Year' six years running.
"I'm not asking you to think outside the box I'd just like you to rummage around inside it once in a while.' - Plato.

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The only thing you have expertise in is eating dicks
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Ben Buff wrote:Shitest biscuits known to man.

Any biscuit that comes with eating instructions should take a long hard look at itself.
And I'd know I've been voted 'Biscuit Eater's Biscuit Eater of the Year' six years running.


i oft times feel the same or nearabouts regarding yer brit scones, though not technically a cookie. you laddies have a poem, just to address the pronunciation:


i asked the maid in dulcet tone
to order me a buttered scone;
the silly girl has been and gone
and ordered me a buttered scone.


hi.

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girls on handlebars wrote:
Ben Buff wrote:Shitest biscuits known to man.

Any biscuit that comes with eating instructions should take a long hard look at itself.
And I'd know I've been voted 'Biscuit Eater's Biscuit Eater of the Year' six years running.


i oft times feel the same or nearabouts regarding yer brit scones, though not technically a cookie. you laddies have a poem, just to address the pronunciation:


i asked the maid in dulcet tone
to order me a buttered scone;
the silly girl has been and gone
and ordered me a buttered scone.


hi.

How many ladies you live with bro?
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member hypermotard:

did you mean ladies or laddies? legit question, here.

hi.

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girls on handlebars wrote:member hypermotard:

did you mean ladies or laddies? legit question, here.

hi.


Are you Mait?

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girls on handlebars wrote:member hypermotard:

did you mean ladies or laddies? legit question, here.

hi.

Yeah, are you missing forum member My Aim is True? Come out with it and stop toying with our emotions.
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member jackee:

oh, i've read all about member mait. i thought they might be that girl who joined a while back, also. or that it was several people on one member account.

hi.

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girls on handlebars wrote:member jackee:

oh, i've read all about member mait. i thought they might be that girl who joined a while back, also. or that it was several people on one member account.

hi.

Why don't you use capital letters?
1780's Guy wrote:Per usual, sack is correct.

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backsack wrote:
girls on handlebars wrote:member jackee:

oh, i've read all about member mait. i thought they might be that girl who joined a while back, also. or that it was several people on one member account.

hi.

Why don't you use capital letters?


Why don't you use all the letters a word requires, B'ks'k?
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girls on handlebars wrote:member jackee:

oh, i've read all about member mait. i thought they might be that girl who joined a while back, also. or that it was several people on one member account.

hi.


Huh?

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member back sac:

i think i need a while to acclimate to you, if you don't mind. you're like an exploding sun on permanent explode. warm but dangerous!

hi.

eta - i've hijacked the thread. sorry.

oreos: hi.

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