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Jewdo
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Good no gays around here, at least none dumb enough to out themselves.....carry on, message board.

Socialism 2.0
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beastiality vote anyone?!!?

FunkBivouac
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It isn't gay if you're on top, and it's only gay if balls touch, right?

Mrs. Badcrumble
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Well technically I'm of the bi crowd but I hate the connotations it comes with. Yeah, my ex was amazingly hot, and at the time I was 10 lbs lighter and 5 yrs younger. Not to say I'm not hot anymore but I was playboy materiel then and so was she. We were together for 2 years and lived in an AMAZING condo and both leased fucking hot cars. All we did for work was show up at parties and do photo shoots together.
Yeah we have both moved on and have little kids and husbands now, but damn if I don't still dream about her. And she calls me every other day.
But since I am married and don't and won't cheat on my husband I have to say straight! That feels so weird to me...

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FunkBivouac wrote:It isn't gay if you're on top, and it's only gay if balls touch, right?

Actually I think the balls can touch once, as long as you go "dude... my bad" right after.

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Mrs. Badcrumble wrote:Well technically I'm of the bi crowd but I hate the connotations it comes with. Yeah, my ex was amazingly hot, and at the time I was 10 lbs lighter and 5 yrs younger. Not to say I'm not hot anymore but I was playboy materiel then and so was she. We were together for 2 years and lived in an AMAZING condo and both leased fucking hot cars. All we did for work was show up at parties and do photo shoots together.
Yeah we have both moved on and have little kids and husbands now, but damn if I don't still dream about her. And she calls me every other day.
But since I am married and don't and won't cheat on my husband I have to say straight! That feels so weird to me...

Of course it's your prerogative to define your own sexuality... but, we need a bi vote for diversity! Just because you say you're bi doesn't mean you'll cheat on your husband, you're bi but have decided on a man. :)
And you can save your glamorous life story. I mean, seriously, who on here HASN'T been paid to show up at parties and do photo shoots?

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Mrs. Badcrumble wrote:Well technically I'm of the bi crowd but I hate the connotations it comes with. Yeah, my ex was amazingly hot, and at the time I was 10 lbs lighter and 5 yrs younger. Not to say I'm not hot anymore but I was playboy materiel then and so was she. We were together for 2 years and lived in an AMAZING condo and both leased fucking hot cars. All we did for work was show up at parties and do photo shoots together.

Pictures speak louder than words! B)

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magic crystal brain wrote:And you can save your glamorous life story. I mean, seriously, who on here HASN'T been paid to show up at parties and do photo shoots?

I know I wasn't until after high school. I mean, I was so awkward looking, and I didn't get into modeling until I went to a shoot with a friend.
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Jewdo wrote:Good no gays around here, at least none dumb enough to out themselves.....carry on, message board.

:huh:

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magic crystal brain wrote:And you can save your glamorous life story.  I mean, seriously, who on here HASN'T been paid to show up at parties and do photo shoots?

I know I drive a fucking hot car (1998 Volkswagon Cabrio) and live in an AMAZING house (in the burbs).
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Mrs. Badcrumble wrote:But since I am married and don't and won't cheat on my husband I have to say straight! That feels so weird to me...

It's not cheating if he's in the room and/or participating.
It's true. Look it up. It's in the book.

ebolarama
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Alright, who are the transgenders?? TITS&DICKS or GTFO!

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I say the 2 bi people and all the other gays reveal themselves.

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SGreenwell wrote:I know I wasn't until after high school. I mean, I was so awkward looking, and I didn't get into modeling until I went to a shoot with a friend.

You were always a tomboy in high school.

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MiVidaLoca wrote:No option for the bi crowd?
I mean...NOT BI!
(seriously, I'm not...I love the wang)*

Noted.
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