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So at my job I basically answer phones all day and today this woman called and she had a smoke detector chirping in the background... i even timed it. It beeped every 26 seconds.
this isn't really threadworthy, but I just had to share it with someone who knows what i'm talking about.
has anyone else here ever encountered reptiles over the phone or even in person who failed to replace their smoke detector battery?

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No smoke detector incidence here, but I think of Adam every time I'm driving down the freeway and see the signs "conjestion ahead" or "accident at 175th" etc. Even worked the other day when I saw the sign - took back roads and hopped back on the freeway a few on-ramps later. He'd be so pissed to learn that we use our Amber Alert signs for traffic alerts, and they work!!

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I hear the smoke alarm chirp in porn sometimes. They're all too coked up to notice.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19921055

"Essex couple tear down walls in 'beeping sound' search


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Paul Henry with smoke alarm Paul Henry said the noise was making him and his wife lose sleep

A retired couple driven to despair by a constant beeping sound ripped out walls in a bid to find the cause - only to find it was from a smoke alarm buried in a chest of drawers.

Paul and Jeanette Henry, of Frinton, Essex, are facing a bill of hundreds of pounds to replace the plasterwork.

Mrs Henry, 68, said she was "absolutely amazed" when they found the culprit - a 10-year-old smoke alarm in an old desk.

"We were tearing our hair out," she said.

The couple, who first heard the beeping a year ago, said they had called out electricians to try to find the cause.

The beeping eventually stopped during the summer.
'Getting silly'

However, on returning from holiday a fortnight ago, they discovered the beep had not only returned but it was now going off every 30 seconds, night and day.

"Paul took up all the floorboards in the attic but it was getting silly," said Mrs Henry.

"I was even going round listening to all the grandchildren's toys in case a battery was wearing out.
Hole in the wall at the Henrys' house The Henrys made two holes in the wall to try to locate the beep

"We had to do something as we were getting desperate; we weren't getting any sleep."

Another electrician suggested a "mischievous builder" might have dropped an alarm between two plasterboard walls so builders were called to knock them through.

They did not find anything.

"We were tearing our hair out, we now had two gaping holes and there was still this blessed bleep," said Mrs Henry.

Eventually Mr Henry, 67, a retired print worker, decided to turn all the lights off upstairs and try to locate the sound in the dark.

He followed the noise to an old chest of drawers on the landing and, as he opened the desk, the sound got louder.

Mrs Henry said: "Right at the back he found a smoke alarm, which must have been about 10 years old, whose battery was running out and bleeping away quite happily to let us know.

"We couldn't believe it, we were absolutely amazed, but really relieved, although we still keep thinking we can hear it."

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I love stories like that. I know it's a little perverse having schadenfreude for those poor old folks, but I do.

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It took us 3 weeks to find a dying smoke alarm in my old house. The scumbag had taken the plastic shell of an old lawnmower, stuck the smoke alarm to the shell, then put the shell back on the mower. It was locked in a storage cupboard under the house that we didn't even know existed (rental). Took three pretty aggressive phone calls to the landlord to get it sorted.

A very unpleasant 3 weeks. The modern equivalent of water torture.
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spatchcock wrote:A very unpleasant 3 weeks. The modern equivalent of water torture.


This is why it is so unfathomable that people can just shrug and live with a beep going off every 30 seconds of their lives. I couldn't.

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Prison Mike wrote:
spatchcock wrote:A very unpleasant 3 weeks. The modern equivalent of water torture.


This is why it is so unfathomable that people can just shrug and live with a beep going off every 30 seconds of their lives. I couldn't.

Same. It isn't a smoke alarm, but there is something in the apartment above me that "beeps" every couple of minutes. (I tried to time it, but it's long enough that I can't do so accurately.) It's slowly driving me insane, since I'll just randomly hear it all the time.

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