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Hollywood
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....chubby, fat face, and B cups
 
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can't stop thinking about what's going through JP's head right now in the tub
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9/11
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Whoa, let's stop with the armchair psychoanalysis
 
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- If they could cross an elephant with a turkey that sure would solve my Thanksgiving Day conundrum.
- If you rob one bank that makes you a bank robber, but if you steal candy from one baby does that make you...? Hmm.
- Maybe I should have stopped. But what's one old lady more or less?
- I sure could go for another sugar cube and honey sandwich right now.
- Get over here with your rake, Dameshek. My back itches again. And don't give me any of your sass. I still have the negatives.
- I wonder how much it would cost to get another stomach surgically implanted? Not that much, I'll bet. Think of the capacity!
- I miss the Frito Bandito. He was my only friend when I was growing up.
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- Ice cream. It feels just as good coming out as going in.
- My booger collection is missing. Someone's going to pay.
- How long can you get away with the old turning the underpants inside out/right side out/inside out trick? One week and counting.
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:up: :lol:

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I don't have a dog and I don't like french fries
 
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Damn, my mini fridge is still empty. I told Stacy to fill it when I was with the Daves this weekend. Bitch.
I sure am looking forward to Christmas. All that food. Yummy.
New Year's Resolutions: Less Blaster Girl, more Double D's. Try to get compromising pictures of Feeney and his football pillow.
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who the eff is stacy

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I thought JP's wife's name was Stacy.
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nancy

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Whatever.
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You done been Hypmotized
 
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lovelinefan wrote:I thought JP's wife's name was Stacy.

No_Reception wrote:nancy

lovelinefan wrote:Whatever.

Lol
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

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Classic me.
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lovelinefan wrote:New Year's Resolutions: Less Blaster Girl, more Double D's.

When Shek first sang that line, I laughed real good.

♪"Double D's doing things"♪
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

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alright, calm down internet
 
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Credit to Mr. Sipes, but for those who don't look at the Carolla show threads, WHAT IN HELLLL

viewtopic.php?f=35&t=29948&p=1307475#p1307420
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69 feels like 69, amirite?
 
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That was quite an accomplishment, they took JT and made it not funny.

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Boiled ramblings of a madman THESE ARE NOT
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