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SharonNeedles
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Me:

- bruised the disc between my 3rd and 4th lumbar (currently in physical therapy)
- anxiety
- zit
- small Bartholin cyst on my labia. It is shrinking.

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SharonNeedles wrote:Me:

- small Bartholin cyst on my labia. It is shrinking.



I thought you said my package was sufficient enough for you. :(

SharonNeedles
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BTaylor wrote:
SharonNeedles wrote:Me:

- small Bartholin cyst on my labia. It is shrinking.



I thought you said my package was sufficient enough for you. :(


Yes, but then you dissed Oakland, so now I'm cross at you.

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I got some kind of spider bite or something on my left pectoral area that is leaking a good amount of puss. Other than that my shoulder is stiff from the miles I put on the elliptical this afternoon.

Good times.

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tardbasket wrote:I got some kind of spider bite or something on my left pectoral area that is leaking a good amount of puss. Other than that my shoulder is stiff from the miles I put on the elliptical this afternoon.

Good times.


I think you should see a doctor. Or that spider bite leaking pus is actually a zit.

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SharonNeedles wrote:
tardbasket wrote:I got some kind of spider bite or something on my left pectoral area that is leaking a good amount of puss. Other than that my shoulder is stiff from the miles I put on the elliptical this afternoon.

Good times.


I think you should see a doctor. Or that spider bite leaking pus is actually a zit.

Might be a zit-gone-bad. It's become a white crater area about .75 cm diameter.

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Plantar fasciitis, bad ankles, varicose vein, and Diastasis Recti.

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nikki is that from being pregnant? My friend from the gym said thats basically what happens to your abs when you're pregnant.

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Yep. I just saw on Pinterest. I've never actually been diagnosed, but it makes sense.
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About 15 years ago an optometrist shone his light into my eyeballs, and with great concern told me I needed to see a neurologist as soon as possible. One of my pupils was unresponsive to light. I assumed I had a brain tumor pressing against my optic nerve. I made an appointment with a neurologist which would take place six weeks hence. I had six weeks during which I assumed I'd die prematurely from brain cancer.

Turns out I have Adie's Syndrome, a not uncommon neurological disorder. My knees don't respond to the hammer-tap. One eye has a fixed pupil. I need to wear sunglasses outdoors. I want a handicapped tag on my car.

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Plantar fasciitis and heartburn. And get off my damn lawn!

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I have near constant mild heartburn / gas that causes pain in my upper left chest area and slight numbness / tingling in my left arm. Or I am due for a heart attack any minute.
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backsack wrote:I have near constant mild heartburn / gas that causes pain in my upper left chest area and slight numbness / tingling in my left arm. Or I am due for a heart attack any minute.


Oh that has to be near death, right? Do you take anything? I literally never had heartburn. 2 pregnancies, no heartburn. I get 6 months from turning 30 and suddenly even the smell of beer gives me heartburn. Tonights enchiladas can go fuck themselves.

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My weekly tennis lessons are giving me tennis elbow.

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fatty_mcfatfat wrote:
backsack wrote:I have near constant mild heartburn / gas that causes pain in my upper left chest area and slight numbness / tingling in my left arm. Or I am due for a heart attack any minute.


Oh that has to be near death, right? Do you take anything? I literally never had heartburn. 2 pregnancies, no heartburn. I get 6 months from turning 30 and suddenly even the smell of beer gives me heartburn. Tonights enchiladas can go fuck themselves.

The only thing that worked so far has been my Dad's prescription pills that are a stronger version of Zantac ( I think). A couple years ago, I thought I was having a heart attack and I went in, passed a stress test and the cardiologist told me I was fine. My GP prescribed lidocaine patches because he thought it might be muscular, but that didn't work. Eventually I came to the conclusion it's heartburn. I hope I'm right.
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