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HuellHauser wrote:In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa... and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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Are you trying to hurt me?
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Prison Mike wrote:I need a book to read tomorrow so I bought one and plan to zip through it and return it with receipt within 24 hours. It was $25 and I'm never going to read it again. Am I a bad guy?

Unequivocally yes. But I steal TV shows and movies so I guess I am too.
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Do you steal DVDs or Blurays from a store? Then no it's not the same
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Why is it ethically worse to steal from the store than it is from the content producer?
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Because it's the difference between taking a loaf of bread from a store and running vs Jesus magically multiplying the bread and breaking you off a piece. The Internet is magical. It's a victimless crime to download a TV show or movie online. Internet piracy hurts no one and takes nothing away from the content's creators
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So if you couldn't steal everything you watch, you'd just watch nothing?
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I pay for a lot of stuff I watch, like Netflix and Hulu and Amazon Prime, and I have my friend's Uverse login for apps like HBO Go. There's not a great number of shows that I can only watch by downloading them. And I would not buy cable TV for $120 a month just to watch everything I do. So yes, if I couldn't download those shows, I would not watch them. Or I'd wait for them to come to Netflix.

Victimless crime
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Justification justified!

But you're stealing HBO and any new movies you watch. I guess you probably wouldn't leave the house for movies, but HBO is a thing.
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I'm not stealing HBO, I'm legally using a friend's account to watch it. And, HBO's shows will go to Amazon Prime after a while, most already have
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He's not stealing the book, hes returning it. If they didn't want people doing this they shouldn't have a return policy.
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Plus it's not TV, it's HBO.
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That stands for Home Bocks Office.
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