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Burt
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Hypermotard wrote:
AndySmith wrote:
ZombyWoof wrote:They drove the backhoe out onto the same unstable surface. Great.

Wouldn't you get a heavy vehicle with a winch, park it on solid ground and pull the truck out with a cable?

People that think it through like that don't get their truck stuck in a situation like that in first place.

*People who think it through don’t get their truck stuck in those situations in the first place.*

Similarly, I had a composition teacher in HS who taught us not to ask, "what if" questions. Every time you're tempted, a more specific question can be posed to ferret out the information you seek.

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What if your teacher was wrong?
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

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I mean, what was your grade in that class?
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Burt
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Hypermotard wrote:I mean, what was your grade in that class?

Same as my blood type.

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Hey, it works!
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

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Burt wrote:
Hypermotard wrote:I mean, what was your grade in that class?

Same as my blood type.
Never heard of an O+ grade.
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People eating tidepods has been making the internet rounds for over a week now, and it’s a top trending story today on twitter
https://twitter.com/lyricoldrap/status/951952068826357760

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If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

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Whoa, let's stop with the armchair psychoanalysis
 
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By "kids" I thought they meant 4-year olds.

One disastrous day a co-worker of my Dad dropped by with his hellish kids. The smallest one bit into a "Salvo" tablet, I guess because he thought it was a marshmallow.

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No....it’s teenagers

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now you sound like that guy in the white dress that calls himself doctor

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I'd also advise against stealing a baby
 
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https://twitter.com/juliagalef/status/953770778985512960

Here's the original article

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/45 ... repare-die

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now you sound like that guy in the white dress that calls himself doctor

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not gonna lie that looks pretty good

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