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fatty_mcfatfat wrote:
Burt wrote:I say, "wimminz."

This is safe, but I'm 100% sure you could find at least 5 college students that are offended by it.


Or at least one student equivalent in size to 5 normal sized students.
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Stockholmsyndrome wrote:
fatty_mcfatfat wrote:
Burt wrote:I say, "wimminz."

This is safe, but I'm 100% sure you could find at least 5 college students that are offended by it.


Or at least one student equivalent in size to 5 normal sized students.


Yes captain dumbass, only fat women are offended at things. I bet they have hairy armpits too!!1!1!
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HuellHauser wrote: Legally Blonde is awesome.

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A friend of the family always called women "split-tails", which is kind of horrible but also funny. He never said it when split-tails were around oddly enough.
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Biz Markie did it better.

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Agreed. Mario's version was more a tutorial on how to get out of the friend zone though.....which is to throw on a Ray Lewis jersey and dance your way out of it.
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I never got Mario's popularity. I always felt like I could hit most of his notes on a good day and with a studio behind me.
He knew how to rock a purple jersey though

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I don't even remember him.

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He's a plumber now.
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Dootson Grad wrote:I don't even remember him.

How could you forget him from Dancing with the Stars 23?

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HuellHauser wrote:He's a plumber now.


So's his brother.

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Prison Mike wrote:
HuellHauser wrote:He's a plumber now.


So's his brother.

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