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I need to make a huge mess in someone's microwave. What's the best thing I can put in there to make a huge splattery sticky mess?
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Five minutes ago you couldn't have convinced me that I would ever laugh at the thought of a kitten in a microwave, but I did.
I hear Hot Pockets work well too.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Pasta always seems to make a huge mess if you don't cover it. What would a bowl of meat sauce do if left uncovered?

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Yeah, boil an open cup of tomato sauce, and for added nastiness throw a couple of those tiny sealed containers of coffee creamer in as well.
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Bag of marshmallows.
Printer ink cartridge.
Ketchup/mustard packets.
A few paintballs.
Eggs.
Soy sauce packets.
Also check out grapes and plasma on google.
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throw in some foil as well with the meat sauce. it will char the sides of the microwave.

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Refried beans, in or out of the can. In the (un)opened can, it will spark a lot and eventually blow the top of the can for a fine mess. In something microwave safe, the beans explode quite nicely and then get baked on super hard. Also, try a whole tomato- those seeds bond to any surface like super glue; the added bonus is they might get salmonella when they clean up.

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Awesome.

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MiVidaLoca wrote:Awesome.
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the dude's ape laugh in the background made it funnier.

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Feces

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A lot of tinfoil.
Batteries and cans of hairspray probably work too.

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zinc wrote:I need to make a huge mess in someone's microwave. What's the best thing I can put in there to make a huge splattery sticky mess?

A severed head

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PopulationOverride wrote:A severed head

Kenneth, is that you?
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