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I love a ripened cantaloupe. Alone, with a dash of salt, or in some cottage cheese. It's a delightful breakfast.

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HuellHauser wrote:Canteloupe is the second most useless fruit after honeydew.

Blasphemy, dude. What fruits do you find superior? I'm not a big cantaloupe fan, mostly because it makes me break out into a rash whenever I handle it (yet I still eat it...same deal with lobster. This is probably not smart). But honeydew? That shit is awesome.

To ApSham's point, a mealy watermelon is the worst. Fresh, chilled, non-mealy watermelon is great...it's kind of a rarity, though.

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VictoryGin wrote:
HuellHauser wrote:Canteloupe is the second most useless fruit after honeydew.

Blasphemy, dude. What fruits do you find superior?



When I say "Canteloupe is the second most useless fruit after honeydew," then I literally find every other fruit superior to the two mentioned. I thought I was pretty straightforward.
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Let me rephrase my question, you grumpy Gus, what fruits are top on your list of favorites?

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Strawbs
Blubes
Grapes
Apples
'neapple
'go
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Kiwi
Grapef'
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Grapefruit goes above Honeydew?!

I like a lot of those as well, but they give me the agita...especially strawberries and suchlike.

Well, at least I know what to order for your edible arrangement.

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I've eaten like 3 grapefruits a week for about a month. They're fucking awesome.

If avocado is a fruit I'll put it on that list also.
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I'll grant you the avocado.

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What about peaches and plums?
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Not the biggest plum fan. I do like peaches but I seem to be terrible at picking them or eating them at the correct ripeness. If they're prepped by someone else for something I shall eat them and enjoy them.
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JMOE: canned pineapple is better than fresh cut pineapple
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Hollywood wrote:JMOE: canned pineapple is better than fresh cut pineapple

It's at least consistent.
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Fresh pineapple is better than canned pineapple. Canned pineapple is in that gross syrup.
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Like delicious pannedcakes.
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lovelinefan wrote:Fresh pineapple is better than canned pineapple. Canned pineapple is in that gross syrup.

Hot take.
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